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About this product
Product Identifiers
PublisherNieto Press
ISBN-100983470324
ISBN-139780983470328
eBay Product ID (ePID)121813740
Product Key Features
Number of Pages144 Pages
LanguageEnglish
Publication NameYour Emoticons Won't Save You
SubjectGeneral
Publication Year2012
TypeTextbook
AuthorEthan Nichtern
Subject AreaFiction, Biography & Autobiography
FormatTrade Paperback
Dimensions
Item Length7.5 in
Item Width5.5 in
Additional Product Features
Intended AudienceCollege Audience
IllustratedYes
SynopsisAlex Bardo is witty, heartbroken, and lost. Going on 21, he is more interested in being the CEO of the Wannabe Poet's Brigade than in his expensive education. Trying to find his way in the world after a debaucherous and painful summer of 1998 with his hyper-intellectual, tres annoying best friend Gabe, he sets out on a road trip to their childhood summer camp. Grabbing shotgun for the trip are his old camp friends, now all grown up (sort of): Gideon the Player, Anthony the Traveling Man, and Lucas the Patron of Playtime. Alex is a true seeker and only a partial f-ck up: seeking spiritual aspirin to treat his perpetual hangover, seeking love, and seeking a mystical place called the "real world," which does nothing but procrastinate on its arrival.