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Product Identifiers

PublisherQuarto Publishing Group USA

ISBN-100760352194

ISBN-139780760352199

eBay Product ID (ePID)236613290

Product Key Features

Book TitleToddler Survival Guide : Complete Protection from the Whiny Unfed

Number of Pages192 Pages

LanguageEnglish

Publication Year2017

TopicParenting / Fatherhood, Parenting / General, Parenting / Motherhood, Topic / Marriage & Family, Life Stages / Infants & Toddlers

IllustratorYes

GenreFamily & Relationships, Humor

AuthorHeather Spohr, Mike Spohr

FormatHardcover

Dimensions

Item Height0.9 in

Item Weight15.4 Oz

Item Length8.4 in

Item Width5.4 in

Additional Product Features

Intended AudienceTrade

LCCN2016-059312

ReviewsEqual parts terrifying and hilarious, much like toddlers themselves...or zombies, if you tie their shoelaces together., Your toddler will try to destroy you, but thanks to this guide you will always have the upper hand. The world needs this book!, The scariest part about The Toddler Survival Guide is that it's all true! Build a bunker, buy a copy of this book, and read every single word. And may God have mercy on your soul.

Dewey Edition23

TitleLeadingThe

Dewey Decimal649.10207

SynopsisRaising a toddler and surviving a zombie attack may not seem like very similar experiences on the face of it, but they're actually much more alike than you realise. Toddlers and zombies both communicate mainly through groans, clumsily trail after you everywhere you go (especially into the bathroom in the toddler's case), and - upon entering your life - leave you frazzled, on edge, and deeply sleep deprived. The Toddler Survival Guide is a hilarious parody of Max Brooks's The Zombie Survival Guide (and survival guides in general) that will leave parents laughing out loud even as it provides practical advice on how they can make it to the other side of toddlerhood intact. Written by parents who have studied toddlers up-close in their natural habitat, the book will cover survival skills including how you can outfit your home to outlast a toddler occupation (baby gate, cabinet locks, wine), how you can subdue an angry toddler (Elmo's Song, macaroni and cheese, smartphone) and even how you can safely venture out in public together without your toddler - or you - bursting into tears. Chapters include: Preparing the Home for a Toddler Invasion, Communicating with Your Toddler, Feeding a Toddler, Socialising Your Toddler, Grooming Your Toddler, Venturing into Public with a Toddler, Documenting Your Life with a Toddler, Vacationing with a Toddler, Toddler Entertainment and Birthdays, Surviving Bedtime and Potty Training, Technology and the Toddler, and Parental Self-Preservation., The Toddler Survival Guide is a hilarious parody that will leave parents laughing even as it provides practical advice on how they can make it through toddlerhood intact., Get the baby gates, lock the cupboards, and load up Elmo's Song, toddlers are on the loose. The Toddler Survival Guide is here to get you to the other side. Toddlers and zombies both communicate mainly through groans, clumsily trail after you everywhere you go (especially into the bathroom in the toddler's case), and--upon entering your life--leave you frazzled, on edge, and deeply sleep deprived . The Toddler Survival Guide is a hilarious parody of Max Brooks's The Zombie Survival Guide (and survival guides in general) that will leave parents laughing out loud even as it provides practical advice on how they can make it to the other side of toddlerhood intact. Written by parents who have studied toddlers up-close in their natural habitat , the book will cover survival skills including how you can outfit your home to outlast a toddler occupation (baby gate, cabinet locks, wine), how you can subdue an angry toddler ("Elmo's Song," mac and cheese, smartphone) and even how you can safely venture out in public together without your toddler--or you--bursting into tears. Chapters include: Preparing the Home for a Toddler Invasion , Communicating with Your Toddler, Feeding a Toddler, Socializing Your Toddler, Grooming Your Toddler, Venturing into Public with a Toddler, Documenting Your Life with a Toddler, Vacationing with a Toddler, Toddler Entertainment and Birthdays, Surviving Bedtime and Potty Training, Technology and the Toddler, and Parental Self-Preservation .

LC Classification NumberPN6231.C315S64 2017