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- 9780743412346
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Product Identifiers
Publisher
Pocket Books
ISBN-10
0743412346
ISBN-13
9780743412346
eBay Product ID (ePID)
2066893
Product Key Features
Book Title
Sir Apropos of Nothing
Number of Pages
672 Pages
Language
English
Topic
Fantasy / General, Humorous / General, Fantasy / Epic
Publication Year
2002
Features
Reprint
Genre
Fiction
Format
Mass Market
Dimensions
Item Height
1 in
Item Weight
10.9 Oz
Item Length
6.8 in
Item Width
4.1 in
Additional Product Features
Intended Audience
Trade
Dewey Edition
21
Dewey Decimal
813/.54
Edition Description
Reprint
Synopsis
They were dark and stormy knights...and when they had their way with a helpless tavern wench one terrible evening, they had no idea that the result of that twilight brutality was going to come after them years later looking to settle the score...The result's unlikely name is Apropos: A rogue, a rascal, a scoundrel, a cheat...and those are his good points. Lame of leg but fast of wit, the only reason Apropos doesn't consider chivalry dead is because he's not yet through with it. Herewith, Sir Apropos of Nothing -- his story in the words of the knave himself.Apropos, all too aware of his violent and unseemly beginnings, travels to the court of the good King Runcible, with three goals in mind: to find his father, seek retribution, and line his own pockets. However, Apropos carries the most troublesome burden a would-be harbinger of chaos can bear: He may well be a hero foretold, a young man of destiny. It is not a notion that Apropos finds palatable, having very low regard for such notions as honor, selflessness, or risking one's neck. Yet when Apropos finds himself assigned as squire to the most senile knight in the court -- Sir Umbrage of the Flaming Nether Regions, whose squires tend to have a rather short life span -- Apropos is forced to rise to the occasion lest he be dragged under -- permanently.His difficulties are compounded when a routine mission to escort the King's daughter home after a long absence goes horribly awry. Suddenly Apropos finds himself saddled with trying to survive while dealing with a berserk phoenix, murderous unicorns, mutated harpies, homicidal warrior kings, and -- most problematic of all -- a princess who may or may not be a psychotic arsonist. Featuring a hero cut from cloth similar to that of such entertaining blackguards as Blackadder and Flashman, Sir Apropos of Nothing is a skewed version of classic, mythic adventure that is by turns hilarious and frightening, slapstick and serious, and filled with drop-dead laughs and drop-dead people., They were dark and stormy knights...and when they had their way with a helpless tavern wench one terrible evening, they had no idea that the result of that twilight brutality was going to come after them years later looking to settle the score...The "result's" unlikely name is Apropos: A rogue, a rascal, a scoundrel, a cheat...and those are his good points. Lame of leg but fast of wit, the only reason Apropos doesn't consider chivalry dead is because he's not yet through with it. Herewith, Sir Apropos of Nothing -- his story in the words of the knave himself.Apropos, all too aware of his violent and unseemly beginnings, travels to the court of the good King Runcible, with three goals in mind: to find his father, seek retribution, and line his own pockets. However, Apropos carries the most troublesome burden a would-be harbinger of chaos can bear: He may well be a hero foretold, a young man of destiny. It is not a notion that Apropos finds palatable, having very low regard for such notions as honor, selflessness, or risking one's neck. Yet when Apropos finds himself assigned as squire to the most senile knight in the court -- Sir Umbrage of the Flaming Nether Regions, whose squires tend to have a rather short life span -- Apropos is forced to rise to the occasion lest he be dragged under -- permanently.His difficulties are compounded when a routine mission to escort the King's daughter home after a long absence goes horribly awry. Suddenly Apropos finds himself saddled with trying to survive while dealing with a berserk phoenix, murderous unicorns, mutated harpies, homicidal warrior kings, and -- most problematic of all -- a princess who may or may not be a psychotic arsonist.Featuring a hero cut from cloth similar to that of such entertaining blackguards as Blackadder and Flashman, Sir Apropos of Nothing is a skewed version of classic, mythic adventure that is by turns hilarious and frightening, slapstick and serious, and filled with drop-dead laughs and drop-dead people.
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- l***l (105)- Feedback left by buyer.Past 6 monthsVerified purchaseThe item is exactly as described, the seller was great at communicating with extra questions, the item was packaged with care, I got this item at a good price and the shipping was great too. I would recommend this seller to anyone who is interested in vintage items or dead people's things.
- l***9 (1)- Feedback left by buyer.Past monthVerified purchaseA perfect transaction. The seller answered my questions fully, and was very helpful. The packaging was particularly good - he made sure to protect the book so it was not damaged during shipping. The book is as described, and just what I was hoping it would be. Highly recommended.
- b***2 (68)- Feedback left by buyer.Past yearVerified purchaseI have been buying for a couple of years now, and I can honestly say I have never had a bad experience! BUT THIS GUY 'takes-the-buscuit' for FUN. He has the coolest stuff, will work with you, great communicator, earns his money offering value, will combine shipping, solid packaging, as described, and is willing to offer deals! BEST EXPERIENCE EVER!!! Shop here, if just for the experience alone!Vintage Dante Genuine Onyx Black Stone Silver Tone Cuff Link & Tie Pin 8 Pc Set (#396113376388)