# 1 If you have nothing to do - don't do it here (creased)
# 2 Money can't buy poverty
# 3 How to get good marks - cheat
# 5 Keep calm! (Out of stock)
# 7 Think - before you louse things up
# 8 Your visit has climaxed an already dull day (Out of stock)
# 9 Plan ahead (Out of stock)
# 10 Work fascinates me - I can sit and watch it for hours (Out of stock)
# 11 Think you got troubles?
# 12 I spend 8 hours a day here - Do you expect me to work too (Out of stock)
# 13 Absence makes the heart grow fonder - so get lost
# 14 Be neat (Out of stock)
# 16 Early to bed early to rise - Dull isn't it?
# 17 Keep your eye on the ball. Keep your shoulder to the grin (Out of stock)
# 18 Time wounds all heels (Out of stock)
# 20 With my brains and your looks - we're in real trouble (Out of stock)
# 21 I never forget a face - but in your case I'll make an exc
# 22 Smile - Later today you won't feel like it
# 23 If you're so smart why ain't you rich?
# 24 Looking for someone with a little authority? - I have as
# 25 Don't let schoolwork get you down - Flunk now and get it (Out of stock)
# 26 Whether you're rich or poor it's good to have money (dama (Out of stock)
# 27 The early bird catches the work - but who wants worms?
# 29 Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow
# 30 I'd like to compliment you on your work - When do you sta
# 31 All people are created equal - only some are more equal t
# 32 Somebody goofed (Out of stock)
# 33 I'd rather be handsome than rich
# 34 Cheer up! You're not completely worthless - You can alway
# 36 The Marines build men - But even they couldn't help you (Out of stock)
# 37 Join me for dinner - at your house
# 38 I'm not hard of hearing - I'm just ignoring you
# 39 If at first you don't succeed - to heck with it! (Out of stock)
# 40 You're head and shoulders above everyone
# 41 Looks aren't everything - It's a good thing you're rich
# 42 Some people can't do anything right (Out of stock)
# 43 Money isn't everything - but it's way ahead of whatever's
# 44 How to get rid of 10 pounds of ugly fat - Cut off your he
# 45 Be reasonable - Do it my way
# 47 Tell me all you know - I've got a minute to spare
# 48 Don't just do something - stand there
# 49 I'm the brains of this outfit
# 50 You're certainly trying - very trying
# 51 What's on your mind? - If you will forgive the overstatem
# 52 Mistakes will happen (Out of stock)
# 53 Keep your temper - Nobody else wants it (Out of stock)
# 54 We're friends to the end - This is the end (Out of stock)
# 55 If you ever need a friend - buy a dog
# 56 Your service was excellent - Sorry I don't believe in tip
# 57 You must've been a beautiful baby - but what happened?
# 58 Barking dogs never bite - except when they stop barking
# 59 Think - Maybe you can dodge this work
# 60 Why be difficult? - With a little effort you can be a rea
# 61 I am a self-made man
# 62 I was born this way - What's your excuse? (Out of stock)
# 64 Are you looking for an ambitious man? - Keep looking
# 65 You ought to go to Hollywood - The walk would do you good
# 66 Thanks - for seeing me through
# 67 I'd like to see you get ahead - You need one
# 69 I'd give $1000 to be a millionaire (Out of stock)
# 70 I'd like to help you out - Which way did you come in?
# 71 No experience no talent - but I'm willing to start at the (Out of stock)
# 73 Have you forgotten anything? (Out of stock)
# 74 You're tops in my book - "Creeps I Have Known" (Out of stock)
# 75 Silence (Out of stock)
# 76 Cleanliness is next to godliness - and next to impossible (Out of stock)
# 77 To be seen stand up. To be heard speak up. To be apprecia
# 79 Not everyone has your brains - Some people are smart (Out of stock)
# 81 Use your head - It's the little things that count
# 82 Nobody tells me what to do!
# 83 To err is human - but why must you be so human? (Taped)
# 85 This is a non-profit organization - We didn't plan it tha
# 86 Stop worrying - You'll never get out of this world alive (Out of stock)
# 87 Do it tomorrow - You made enough mistakes today
# 88 I'm a genius - Do I have to prove it? (Out of stock)